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#1 by RogerBW on November 28, 2015 - 4:31 am
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High-velocity rat-monster inducing hydrostatic shock in the victims?
At least one thing is realistic: Florida is a great place to do dubiously-legal medical research, because of the population of suckers to pay for it and helpful bankruptcy laws.
No, no, you don’t murder a guy in a jacuzzi. Sphincters, people!
Genetic Laboratory, the latest hot Fort Lauderdale nightspot.
Quite apart from basic etiquette: a strange man has invited two presumably-hot young women onto his yacht for “a party”. Do you really think he wants more men around? This isn’t the seventies, you know.
If I were stuck on that boat I might lock myself into small spaces too.
Perhaps the creature was meant to be created by the radiation, but the cat was a normal cat? I’ve now put more thought into this story than the film-makers did.
#2 by The Rev. on November 28, 2015 - 11:24 am
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Holy crow, two brand-new Lyz reviews in one roundtable, with (hopefully) more from the remaining B-Masters to come this weekend?! Christmas has come early!
Didn’t get me with this one; it was on the list, and I figured either you or El Santo to be the most likely to review it, if anyone did.
I’m a bit surprised Ken has yet to show this one at one of our get-togethers. Hmm…looks like it’s out on DVD, albeit with a hideous cover. Well, I bet I can rent it from Amazon for a couple bucks; it’s high time I finally got around to it.
But first, time to read!
#3 by The Rev. on November 28, 2015 - 11:06 pm
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The pictures of the puppet at Jabootu didn’t do this thing justice. Good lord. If Greydon Clark had instead made a horror movie about a killer cat puppet, it would have been hailed as one of the most horrifying films of all time.
I’m regretting my determination to watch all these; it’s been too long since I’ve read Ken’s review and I’d forgotten how dull this thing sounds. Oh, well. I’m sure I’ve seen worse.
And, I see Will’s got his up now, so time to head over there…
#4 by supersonic man on December 1, 2015 - 3:10 am
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Did the rat thingy have a cold nose?