Funny money

The Great Bank HoaxWhat makes the comedy The Great Bank Hoax a delight to watch is how it finds an identifiable and funny viewpoint of various human weaknesses.
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Probably not worth a gamble

Fifty/FiftyMade during the dying days of Cannon Films, Fifty/Fifty is not without some merit, but overall it can’t hold a candle to Cannon product from its glory days.
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Slumbering samurai shenanigans

Ghost WarriorWhile you may think that the premise of a resurrected samurai out on the streets of Los Angeles has great potential, with Ghost Warrior (a.k.a SWORDKILL), producer Charles Band and his family somehow managed to suggest the opposite.
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Getting carsick

Dr. CabbieI don’t know why one of the stars of a smash hit American sitcom would agree to be a co-star in the lame Canadian comedy Dr. Cabbie. However, I do know that I would tell him: Fire your agent.
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Communist spaghetti!

The Legend Of The TitanicWith The Legend Of The Titanic, I have now reviewed *both* Italian-made animated movies concerning the sinking of the Titanic. Which movie is worse? Hoo-boy. Well, this one got help from a foreign country… though that country was North Korea.
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Very well done, despite not being a sequel to PIECES

FragmentsWhat happens to ordinary people after a great traumatic experience? Fragments (a.k.a. WINGED CREATURES) provides an interesting and insightful look at the various things that can happen to these people.
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Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night…

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…well, obviously not gloom of night.

Nothing, it seems can stop our fireworks from going ahead, which over the last three years have thumbed their noses at the worst bushfires we’ve ever had and two different manifestations of a pandemic.

So of course I had to share:

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Things are pretty disastrous here, so I can only hope that life is being kinder to the rest of you. There doesn’t seem much to say beyond “Take care” and “Good luck”, so I will say both most sincerely. Here’s hoping that 2022 gives us a break—and sooner rather than later.

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(Ahem. The other thing I should say is—apologies to those people I owe emails. You know who you are. And more to the point, so do I.)

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.Liz Kingsley is the insane genius behind And You Call Yourself a Scientist!

1, 2, 3… hey, look at Mr. Lee

The KeeperThe 1976 horror movie The Keeper is one of actor Christopher Lee’s most obscure efforts. And since it’s Canadian, it is also one of his worst.
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Either My Last Update of 2021, or My First of 2022, Depending on Where You’re Sitting

The whole extended El Santo family got breakthrough COVID infections for Christmas this year, so this update is both a week or so late and a couple reviews short. I’ll rectify the second half of that next time. For now, though:

The Lost Empire (1983), in which pretty girls with big boobs take on the mysterious final holdover of an ancient, pre-human civilization…

The Phantom Empire (1988), in which the mysterious, final holdover of an ancient, pre-human civilization is a pretty girl with big boobs…

The Stalls of Barchester (1971), in which a fusspot scholar finds the cathedral library that he’s supposed to be cataloguing a total bore until he gets to the personal papers of an extremely naughty archdeacon…

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A Warning to the Curious (1972), in which the aforementioned fusspot scholar has an altogether more direct encounter with supernatural peril.

 

 

 

 El Santo rules the wasteland-- and also 1000 Misspent Hours and Counting.

A Con’em film

Con ExpressBy 2002, PM Entertainment was on its last legs, at this point making movies like Con Express, where the extensive footage cribbed from other movies was in every way much better than anything they newly filmed.
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