Or, “Fat Wish”

Stand AloneIn Stand Alone, a very overweight (despite the poster art) Charles Durning huffs, puffs, and blows away cocaine cowboys.

Turkish delight

Turkish SupermanLook up in the sky! It’s Turkish Superman, an especially unintentionally funny cut-rate foreign rip-off.
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A moon really made out of cheese

12 To The MoonAn international crew goes to the moon in 12 To The Moon so that no one country can take the blame for the movie’s failure.
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Surely you can’t be serious!

Terror In The SkyNine years before AIRPLANE!, the made-for-TV Terror In The Sky told the same story, but without the comedy.
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Kung foolery

Young Dragons: Kung Fu KidsThe Cannon pick-up Young Dragons: Kung Fu Kids teaches kids the joys of beating up adults.
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A gunslinger’s Hallyday

The SpecialistsJohnny Hallyday, the French Elvis Presley, stars in the spaghetti western The Specialists, directed by the legendary Sergio Corbucci.
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Bridge over Cannon water

Over The Brooklyn BridgeThe Menahem Golan-directed Cannon comedy Over The Brooklyn Bridge has Elliott Gould, Shelley Winters, and Sid Caesar included in its eclectic cast.
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Dial “C” for Canuxploitation

BellsWhile not great, the horror thriller Bells (a.k.a. MURDER BY PHONE) is all the same above average when it comes to Canadian tax shelter cinema.
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Star Worn-s

Star OdysseyOf all the STAR WARS rip-offs churned out by Italy, Star Odyssey may be the cheapest and tackiest of them all.
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Golan and Globus get a young teen girl pregnant!

Seed Of InnocenceOne of the first Cannon movies made after Golan and Globus took over the company, Seed Of Innocence (a.k.a. TEEN MOTHERS) is also one of their most obscure efforts.
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