The French heist thriller The Sicilian Clan can stand proudly next to major American studio heist thrillers from any period.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
The French heist thriller The Sicilian Clan can stand proudly next to major American studio heist thrillers from any period.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
Thousands of laughs
Feb 10
A live action cartoon that actually works, Hundreds Of Beavers is a triumph for low budget indie cinema.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
Nothing in here
Jan 31
During their salad days, future legendary action movie producers Joseph Merhi and Richard Pepin tried their hand at making some horror movies, Hollow Gate being one of them, and it’s easy to see why they quickly abandoned the genre.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
How about that… Wounded is a Canadian movie funded by government film financer Telefilm that actually has action in it!Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
God said “Ha!”
Jan 11
Besides being very unintentionally funny, Adam And Eve Vs. The Cannibals teaches a lot that your Sunday school dared not teach.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
The Traxx of my tears
Jan 1
Make tracks from the action-comedy Traxx, one of the unfunniest and most incompetent movies to come out of the 1980s.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
Up from the depths…
Jan 1
…aaaaaaaaaand sinking right back down again.
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Sigh.
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Liz Kingsley is the insane genius behind And You Call Yourself a Scientist!…but I needed the following morning as well. This new update turned out more Christmasy than I intended when a seemingly simple idea spiraled out of my control:
Challenge of the Masters (1976), which is basically Drunken Master without the jokes…
Executioners from Shaolin (1977), in which Lau Kar Leung caps off Chang Cheh Shaolin Temple cycle before getting to work on his own…
Exposed to Danger (1982), about the closest thing you’ll ever find to a Chinese giallo…
Lake of Dracula (1971), another of the surprisingly numerous Dracula movies with no Dracula…
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972), in which you’ll have no more idea what an Ice Cream Bunny is after watching than you had to begin with…
Scrooge, or Marley’s Ghost (1901), in which it makes sense for Jacob Marley to do all the work, since there are only six minutes of screen time in which to finish it…
Old Scrooge (1913), in which Marley has to do it all again, for reasons that aren’t nearly as obvious…
Scrooge (1935), in which Ebenezer Scrooge talks for the first time at feature length, and has to contend with the correct number of ghosts, too…
and…
Wolfen (1981), a werewolf movie with no werewolves.
El Santo rules the wasteland-- and also 1000 Misspent Hours and Counting.
Well, O.J. is in this force…
Dec 22
The international co-production heist thriller Killer Force is a disappointment, despite having a killer B-movie cast.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.
Surprisingly, the Larry Buchanan-directed what-if drama The Trial Of Lee Harvey Oswald flirts with competence more often than you might think.Keith Bailey is the proprietor of The Unknown Movies Page.