Announcement:
I am sick to death of horror/thriller posters that use some variation of “Some secrets are better left buried” for the tagline.
Thank you.
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#1 by Blake on September 17, 2010 - 1:22 pm
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So who was the offender that inspired this rant?
#2 by Nathan Shumate on September 17, 2010 - 2:39 pm
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Multiple offenders. That’s the point. I was looking through a gallery of recent movie posters and DVD covers, and hit it four times.
#3 by Mr. Rational on September 17, 2010 - 1:37 pm
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This secret hatred of Nathan’s should have stayed buried.
#4 by Darkwing on September 17, 2010 - 7:57 pm
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It is overused I suppose. Let’s see, can anyone come up with any alternatives? Maybe “Beware What’s Buried?”
#5 by Chris Ess on September 20, 2010 - 9:22 am
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“Some burials are better left secret!”
#6 by Read MacGuirtose on September 20, 2010 - 1:42 pm
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“Secret burials are best left summed!”
#7 by Chris Ess on September 21, 2010 - 8:58 am
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“Bury some of the secrets on the left!”
#8 by MatthewF on September 18, 2010 - 7:36 am
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My favourite ever was voice-over man on some movie trailer asking us “How far would you go when there’s no turning back?”
Damned if I know what movie it was though.
#9 by Nathan Shumate on September 18, 2010 - 7:47 am
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Well, that leaves the option to stop right where you are, but I suppose that would back traffic up.