A Canadian actioner that doesn’t hurt too much

WoundedHow about that… Wounded is a Canadian movie funded by government film financer Telefilm that actually has action in it!
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God said “Ha!”

TraxxBesides being very unintentionally funny, Adam And Eve Vs. The Cannibals teaches a lot that your Sunday school dared not teach.
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The Traxx of my tears

TraxxMake tracks from the action-comedy Traxx, one of the unfunniest and most incompetent movies to come out of the 1980s.
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Up from the depths…

…aaaaaaaaaand sinking right back down again.

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Sigh.

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Liz Kingsley is the insane genius behind And You Call Yourself a Scientist!

The Spirits Might Have Done It All in One Night…

…but I needed the following morning as well. This new update turned out more Christmasy than I intended when a seemingly simple idea spiraled out of my control:

 

Challenge of the Masters (1976), which is basically Drunken Master without the jokes…

Executioners from Shaolin (1977), in which Lau Kar Leung caps off Chang Cheh Shaolin Temple cycle before getting to work on his own…

Exposed to Danger (1982), about the closest thing you’ll ever find to a Chinese giallo

Lake of Dracula (1971), another of the surprisingly numerous Dracula movies with no Dracula…

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972), in which you’ll have no more idea what an Ice Cream Bunny is after watching than you had to begin with…

Scrooge, or Marley’s Ghost (1901), in which it makes sense for Jacob Marley to do all the work, since there are only six minutes of screen time in which to finish it…

Old Scrooge (1913), in which Marley has to do it all again, for reasons that aren’t nearly as obvious…

Scrooge (1935), in which Ebenezer Scrooge talks for the first time at feature length, and has to contend with the correct number of ghosts, too…

and…

Wolfen (1981), a werewolf movie with no werewolves.

 

 

 

 El Santo rules the wasteland-- and also 1000 Misspent Hours and Counting.

Well, O.J. is in this force…

Killer ForceThe international co-production heist thriller Killer Force is a disappointment, despite having a killer B-movie cast.
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Before Oliver Stone, there was… Larry Buchanan?

The Trial Of Lee Harvey OswaldSurprisingly, the Larry Buchanan-directed what-if drama The Trial Of Lee Harvey Oswald flirts with competence more often than you might think.
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I’m not mad… but I’m kind of disappointed

Mad Monkey Kung FuWhile kung fu aficionados really seem to enjoy Mad Monkey Kung Fu, for some strange reason it didn’t do too much for me.
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See the light

The Christmas CandleAlthough Susan’s acting will almost make your blood Boyle, The Christmas Candle overall is a competent Christmas movie.
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Does not peter out

The Reincarnation Of Peter ProudSmart storytelling and characters make the thriller The Reincarnation Of Peter Proud a winner.
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