Remember that really really really lame “horror” DVD cover? I think I’ve found its rival.
The description for Gravestoned from the official site:
FINALLY. A HORROR FILM FOR STONERS.
Shark and Coltrane, two out-of-work pot farmers really want to break into the movie business. So they chainsaw a cadaver’s arm off and use the severed arm as a prop in a horror film. Now they have to survive a night in the graveyard with a cadaver zombie that wants his arm back! Pot smoking slacker gravediggers, a movie goddess (Lar Park Lincoln, Friday the 13th Part 7), an obsessed movie mogul, a cadaver salesman, hot cheerleaders who may be exotic dancers, a redneck who would love to grill a severed arm and a horny Scottish Terrier – they’re all here in this over-the-top horror film for stoners that has been called the most ominous use of a severed arm in the history of celluloid
Point #1: Wasn’t Charles Band’s Evil Bong (2006) a horror film for stoners? Evil Bong 2: King Bong (2009)? Shrooms (2007)?
Point #2:
How stoned do you have to be to think, “That looks like a good movie”?
#1 by KeithA on November 3, 2009 - 10:52 am
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It’s good to see that the design house that made the cover for Grave Danger continues to find work.
#2 by MatthewF on November 3, 2009 - 10:54 am
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“hot cheerleaders who may be exotic dancers”
Is that the central mystery? I mean, what if they turn out to glamour models?
#3 by Christian Brimo on November 3, 2009 - 8:15 pm
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Idle Hands was a good stoner horror flick
#4 by El Santo on November 3, 2009 - 10:38 pm
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On the one hand, I’m glad to see Lar Park Lincoln still getting work. On the other hand, yeesh!
#5 by Chris S. on November 4, 2009 - 12:50 pm
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‘How stoned do you have to be to think, “That looks like a good movie”?’
I’m going to say … gravely stoned.
#6 by Nathan Shumate on November 4, 2009 - 9:37 pm
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I should have remembered Idle Hands; after all, I reviewed it. (And it had a theatrical release, which means it’s much better known than the three titles I did mention…)
#7 by The Rev. D.D. on November 4, 2009 - 9:45 pm
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To be fair, that movie seems to escape most people’s consciousness. Which is a shame because I thought it was pretty damn decent, all things considered.
#8 by lyzard on November 5, 2009 - 12:28 am
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Hmm. Blackouts and intermittent memory loss about stoner films, hey? Who would have thought…