How’s this for pathetic?  Not only am I late to the roundtable, I’m so late that Will even beat me to the good late joke.  Here’s what’s new:

Last House on the Beach (1978), which bears a striking resemblance to several other movies about “last houses” that you might have seen…

Mars Attacks! (1996), in which the title pretty much says it all…

Suspiria (1977), in which we learn that American tourists can’t even study ballet abroad in peace…

and…

Zontar, the Thing from Venus (1966), in which John Agar is no Peter Graves, Tony Huston is no Lee Van Cleef, Susan Bjurman is no Beverly Garland, and Larry Buchanan is no Roger Corman.



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