I had a couple to choose from this week, but I think I have to go with the one that’s an action cop thingie, rather than the one that’s straight horror because, well:

I understand how impoverished a microbudget production is.  Really I do.  But snapping pics on the set with your cell phone still isn’t nearly as good as having a real production photographer. Honest.

(What?  You want to see the horror cover that was the runner-up?  Fine. Click here.)